The Federation of Uniao Socialista das republicas livres is a huge, genial nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 531 million Uniao Socialista das republicas livres are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moskpw. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish cidadão Uniao Socialista das republicas economy, worth 17.5 trillion robuxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 32,867 robuxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, and Uniao Socialista das republicas livres has designated Moskpw as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Uniao Socialista das republicas livres's national animal is the goularte, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Uniao Socialista das republicas livres is ranked 105,402^nd in the world and 854^th in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,270.4 on the Gilded Widget Scale.